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Alligator Ass – Steven Seagal

I went down to Mississippi and I tried to beg a ride
I saw Jesus and the devil they was walkin side by side
I said whoa Mr. Devil is that really what I see
He said I was thinking folks might try to judge me by my company

Well my boss gave me the wages
So I went down to the market
Before I bought some bread
Somebody took it from my pocket

Now you see why
I have a suspicious mind
My momma done told me
You gonna have to meet all kinds

I thought the preacher stole my Cadillac
So I looked him in the eye
I asked him for the truth and he told me a lie
Well we settled in the middle now I’m too poor to die
But I seem to keep on movin and i’m too proud to cry

But I keep on moving
But I seem to keep on movin
Well I seem to keep on movin and I’m too proud to cry

I met a little pretty and she told me that she loved me
If I wanted things to go well I should try to meet her family
I bought a diamond ring and I showed it to her mother she told me it was too small
And the daughter had another man
Another man

So you see why
I have a suspicious mind
Only way I know I’m ahead
Is when they tell me I’m behind

Someone took me to a restaurant and I had to eat something fast
I ordered me some chicken
They gave me alligator ass

Now you see why
I have a suspicious mind
I keep on lookin
But I can’t seem to find
Someone simply nice and kind

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Gunfire in a Juke Joint – Steven Seagal

I woke up this morning
I looked to the left
I had a pretty little darlin’ there but
She still slept ahooooo
I had my pistol on the right
Now I’m gonna have to choose
Between more lovin’ and a fight

A Knock on the door
He said it Mr. Mo
She said please baby don’t leave me
I said you know I’s gots to go
Somebody done me wrong
And it gonna have to be corrected
If I can’t find him soon
I’m the one who’ll be suspected

I drank too much whiskey
Gamble all the time
Carries me a 45
And play dice with a dime
You know I love that gambling
But it keeps me from my baby
If I can’t quit this thing
I’m gon hat to find me another lady

she said
you got to slow down
Whiskey beer and fights
Blues in this here juke joint
Gunfire blow out the lights
I call my mama
I tell her I’m hot as a pistol
She say baby you better come on home you know
I’m wet as a whistle

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Dust My Broom – Steven Seagal

I’m gonna get up in the morning
I believe I’ll dust my broom
I’m gonna get up in the morning
I believe I’ll dust my broom
I’m gonna quit the gal I’m lovin’
While my friend can have my room

I believe I believe my time aint long
I believe I believe my time aint long
I got a letter from my baby
And she tried to break up our happy home

I don’t want no woman
To stay drunk all the time
I don’t want no woman
To stay drunk all the time
Well that’s a no good darling
About to drive me outta my mind

I’m gonna call my Miss Fanny
She’s my good girl over there
I’m gonna call my Miss Fanny
She’s my good girl over there
Well I can’t find my baby
She must be in Ethiopia somewhere

I’m gonna get up in the morning
I believe I’ll dust my broom
I’m gonna get up in the morning
I believe I’ll dust my broom
I’m gonna quit the gal I’m lovin’
While my friend can have my room

I believe I believe my time aint long
I believe I believe my time aint long
I got a letter from my baby
She said she’d break up our happy home

I’m gonna write me a letter
I’m gonna telephone every town I know
I’m gonna write me a letter
Telephone every town I know
Well she not in New Orleans she in East Monroe you know

I don’t want no woman
Stay drunk all the time
I don’t want no woman
Stay drunk all the time
That’s a no good darlin
She bout to make me loose my mind

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I’m gonna call my Miss Fanny
She’s my good girl over there
I’m gonna call my Miss Fanny
She’s my good girl over there
Well it seems I can’t find my baby
She must be in Ethiopia somewhere

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Strut – Steven Seagal

She look at you lookin and she shake that thang
When she walk that walk make you feel like a king
Aint she pretty
Im tryin to tell you the whole world outta know
All that shakin and rollin baby
Is quite a show from head to toe

She got nice skin
And she got nice hair
She look so good she lovely everywhere
Aint she pretty
She’ll make a clock stop on the wall
She’ll make a strong man jump and shout
Make a weak man trip and fall

She’s the kinda girl make a blind man holla
Get too close, make a preacher drop his collar
Aint she pretty
I think the whole world would agree
It’s a painful sight to see
Lawd let me tell you she dat pretty

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