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Dancin’ Machine – MC Hammer

Boom!
That’s right the Boom is here
You better get to the floor
Boom!
Cause the room about to get packed
We’re getting ready to dance
You know what we going to do
(Tell ’em Hammer!)

(We’ll be dancing, dancing, dancing)
I don’t think they heard ya
(Dancing, dancing, dancing)
(Hammer!)

It’s automatic
So take it to the floor
The Hammer’s here and I give you more
Than the others that I know you heard before
(Yeah!)

Yeah
The beat is hype so here we go
I’m the Hammer and you’re in my show
Give a listen as the list of perpetrators know
(Let’em know Hammer!)

I’m moving, I’m grooving,
I’m dancing to this music
I won’t stop now
(Yeah!)
Yeah
(Yeah!)

Check it out
When you’re here, it’s time to get hype
The entertainer is on the mic
Here to give you more of what you like
And you’ll like it
Money talks and I talk for the money
I see you and you’re MC Funny
What’s up.
Now you really better get up on me
I told ya

I’m moving, I’m grooving,
I’m dancing to this music
They won’t stop me now
(Yeah!)

Tell’em we doing
(Dancing, dancing, dancing)
MC Hammer
I’m a dance dance dance dance dancing machine
Watch me get down
(Watch me get down)
While I do my thing on the video screen
(Tell’em! Tell’em!)
I am a dance dance dance dance dancing machine
Watch me get down
(Watch me get down)
Break it down

(Come on Hammer!)
(Go Hammer)
(Yeah!)

Anytime
For you to dance
Don’t sweat it just do your own brand
To the boy, to the girl, to the woman and man
Yeah, yeah
Jump left and now jump right
Now spin around
That was tight
Now scream
We’re feeling alright
(Pump it up! Pump it up!)

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I’m moving, I’m grooving,
I’m dancing to this music
I can’t stop me now
(Yeah!)

Yeah
(We’re dancing, dancing, dancing)
MC Hammer
I’m a dance dance dance dance dancing machine
Watch me get down
(Watch me get down)
While I do my thing on the video screen
I am a dance dance dance dance dancing machine
Watch me get down
(Watch me get down)
While I do my thing on the video screen
Break it down

(Come on Hammer! Go Hammer)
(Come on Hammer! Go Hammer)
(Come on Hammer! Go Hammer)
(Come on Hammer! Go Hammer)
(Come on Hammer! Go Hammer)

The wait is over, it’s time for fun
Punching out cause my job is done
I’m going out and I’m gonna get that one
(Yeah)

Here we go, everybody’s moving
We’re going to tell them just what we’re doing
Let’s single people shout it to em
(We’re dancing, dancing, dancing)
MC Hammer
I said we’re
(Dancing, dancing, dancing)
MC Hammer
I’m a dancing machine

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Here Comes the Hammer – MC Hammer

Oh oh oh oh oh oh
Here comes the Hammer
Oh oh oh oh oh oh
Here comes the Hammer

Yes this is a mission that I’m on
Taking out the weak on the microphone
I’m hype so talk about the hard hitting Hammer
When you came to walk on the stage after me
And if you do your catastrophe happenin’s
Just like that out like a mall white to black

Oh oh oh busted

Oh oh oh oh oh oh
Here comes the Hammer
Oh oh oh oh oh oh
Here comes the Hammer

Oh oh oh oh oh oh
Oh oh oh oh oh oh

Naw no is what I say when I came to see a show
I look and it’s dead, dead
You know like a body in the ground
Will your show ever grow?

Let me know, if not the gloves come off
‘Cause you sure ain’t hot
It needs work like a car in a wreck
They call me Hammer yeah, earn my respect

Oh oh oh yeah

Oh oh oh oh oh oh
Here comes the Hammer
Oh oh oh oh oh oh
Here comes the Hammer

Oh oh oh oh oh oh
Oh oh oh oh oh oh

Let’s make it smooth
Let’s make it smooth
Let’s make it smooth
Let’s make it smooth
Busted

I don’t hesitate or wait before the bell rings I’m out the gate
And rolling out for mine working so hard for such a long time
And life yes it’s here and gone so pedal to the Hammer
While I’m watching the floor I’m not a king just filling pipe
You dance to the music while I’m on the mic

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Oh oh oh here we go

Oh oh oh oh oh oh
Here comes the Hammer
Oh oh oh oh oh oh
Here comes the Hammer

Oh oh oh oh oh oh
Oh oh oh oh oh oh

Let’s make it smooth
Let’s make it smooth
Let’s make it smooth
Let’s make it smooth
Busted

Been to a tomb and I’m rolling a whole new style
But the people are holding on too
I move I groove I rap the move is so plain, just plain
Your ego’s so big that you miss the whole thing
And dang my crib the people wanted more
Tthat’s why the Hammer’s in

Oh oh oh yeah

Oh oh oh oh oh oh
Here comes the Hammer
Oh oh oh oh oh oh
Here comes the Hammer

Oh oh oh oh oh oh
Oh oh oh oh oh oh

Let’s make it smooth, yeah
Let’s make it smooth, come on
Let’s make it smooth, yeah
Let’s make it smooth
Check me out

Move on the floor and get hype
You get get with it and this is your mic
Yeah let ’em know, the cool the hard the fly oh
Their in here and it’s pumpin’
Hammer’s got the speakers
And you know the bass is bumpin’ loud
And low it’s about that time, so here we go

Oh oh oh busted

Oh oh oh oh oh oh
Here comes the Hammer
Oh oh oh oh oh oh
Here comes the Hammer

Oh oh oh oh oh oh
Oh oh oh oh oh oh

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Let’s make it smooth, yeah
Let’s make it smooth
Come on let’s make it smooth
Let’s make it smooth
Busted

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Crime Story – MC Hammer

Crime stories
You get, boy, no glory
Not in these crime stories
I’m tellin’ you right now, no glory
Scene I

Too Big and the Hammer rollin’ on a hit
Knives in our hands to the sound of the click
And now we’re ready, we hit the swoove
Windows ease down we spray their crews

Eight fools dead, a baby too
You ask me how I’m livin’, this hit’s for you
But that’s not all we got the prize
A mother in a kitchen, now yo, she’s dead inside

Yeah, we took them suckers out
They know what time it is now

Crime stories
Homeboys, you get no glory
Not in these crime stories
You ain’t gettin’ nuthin’ on that, no glory
Scene II, me and Too Big at the club

Too Big and the Hammer kickin’ it at the club
Boastin’ about the way that we pulled those sucker’s plugs
We weren’t worried, naw, we didn’t care
When you’re in this war, yo, all is fair

A tap on my shoulder, I turn around
Too Big is dyin’ fast, he’s on the ground
I reach for my gat, it was too late
The knives went pointblank range in my face

Yo, they opened fire and took me out
Somebody tell my mother, I love her, man

Crime stories
Boy, you get no glory
I’m not going to mislead my brothers
Crime stories, I’m tellin’ ya right now, ah, will they talk? No glory
Scene III, the pimpin’ game

Now I’m pimpin’ these berries, got to get that money
Those suckers still payin’ for a little bit of honey
Nothin’ in this world can stop my flow
AIDS ain’t done nothin’ but help my business grow

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My babes are trained to make that dollar
To take you out, fool, it ain’t no bother
You dropped your pants and you pay the price
Your money maybe AIDS, fool, and then your life

Yeah, that’s right ’cause a pimp got to make it
You know what I’m sayin’

We’re talkin’ about crime stories
And I ain’t givin’ up no propers, no glory

Crime Stories, all the real brothers have been locked up
And you know they don’t wanna go back, no glory
Scene IV, the pimp got took out by Barry’s brother

We got this tip on some new fresh bait
Money in their heads and they could hardly wait
My girls went to their room to make the play
Two suckers at once, yeah, would make my day

Now I’m outside some suckers walk up
Talkin’ real hard about smokin’ my butt
He pushed the button, the blade came out
Cut me on my throat and then a bullet in my mouth

I guess the devil got all the babes in hell
Maybe he’ll let me work with him? Ssh

Crime stories
I’m tellin’ ya, man, you get no glory
‘Cause I’m not gonna mislead my young brothers
Crime stories, if you’ve ever been locked up
You know the true stories, no glory
And I’d like to say this before we get outta here

To my brothers in the game, my brothers
Who are out there doin’ what they feel they’ve got to do
I wanna ask you one favor, let’s let the young kids 10, 11, 12 years old
Let’s let them go on and do their thing at the schoolhouse

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Let’s give them a chance to make it
Let’s give them a chance at a different life
You doin’ what you feel you have to do
But they youngsters and they don’t know any better

So we want to give them a chance to live
I mean life is precious, and you know that yourself
And you try to make a better life for yourself

So what I’m sayin’ this from the bottom of my heart, let the kids be
Help the children lead to another way
And peace from you and I love you and I’m outta here

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Pumps and a Bump – MC Hammer

Pumps and a bump, Pumps and a bump, we like the girls with the Pumps and a bump

Pumps and a bump, Pumps and a bump, we like the girls with the Pumps and a bump

Pumps and a bump, Pumps and a bump, we like the girls with the Pumps and a bump

Pumps and a bump, Pumps and a bump, we like the girls with the Pumps and a bump

Just when I thought could I hit another one
So up jumps see me with the pumps and a bump
All stiggitty stiggity girls, getting on my good nerves
Looking like ice cream ready to be served
Wreck it, check it, can I get in it
If you wanna kick it with a G baby here’s me
Cause I come equipped, I’m a pimp, a slippity slip, I suppose you take a trip

Pumps and a bump, Pumps and a bump, we like the girls with the Pumps and a bump

Pumps and a bump, Pumps and a bump, we like the girls with the Pumps and a bump

Pumps and a bump, Pumps and a bump, we like the girls with the Pumps and a bump

Pumps and a bump, Pumps and a bump, we like the girls with the Pumps and a bump

Pumps and a bump, now many say a big butt
But if you’re hip you know that it’s a phone crud
It’s making the brothers go crazy in the 2-G
Shake like a bottle girl fine as wine G
So when I here I got a step (to a fine thing)
Never been a coward (cause it’s a eastside thing)
Just step right up to the girl with the big butt
Tell her what’s up you got the pumps and a bump

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Men Ooooh! Everyone for the rest of your life there’s a girl fucking tight
Ladies! All everyone there’s a man who is tight who can hit it all night
We gotta get the pumps

Pumps and a bump, Pumps and a bump, we like the girls with the Pumps and a bump

Pumps and a bump, Pumps and a bump, we like the girls with the Pumps and a bump

Pumps and a bump, Pumps and a bump, we like the girls with the Pumps and a bump

Pumps and a bump, Pumps and a bump, we like the girls with the Pumps and a bump

I don’t like ’em stiggity fat! (No!)
I like ’em stiggity stacked (Yeah!)
You wiggity wiggity wack if you ain’t got biggity back (Awwww!)
So when you hear the rump shaking on the dance floor
Keep you bottling get your eyes and get hypnotized
But a nigga like me will dance up to some chopping and chewing
Keep em bottling you know I keep ’em bobbing
I put my fingerprints all over that rump
I’m guilty as hell but I love the pumps and the bump! (Ow!)

Pumps and a bump, Pumps and a bump, we like the girls with the Pumps and a bump

Pumps and a bump, Pumps and a bump, we like the girls with the Pumps and a bump

Pumps and a bump, Pumps and a bump, we like the girls with the Pumps and a bump

Pumps and a bump, Pumps and a bump, we like the girls with the Pumps and a bump

Men Ooooh! Everyone for the rest of your life there’s a girl fucking tight
Ladies! All everyone there’s a man who is tight who can hit it all night
We gotta get the pumps

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