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Hot Rod Sleigh – Toby Keith

I saw one of Santa’s helpers at the grocery store today
He was standin’ at the front door givin’ candy canes away
And I told him I was worried about a certain situation
How’s Santa gonna get here with this risin’ population

He said, I talked to the north pole sometime late last week
And it seems that dear ol’ Santa has got somethin’ up his sleeve
As I leaned in to listen, he whispered in my hear
He said, don’t you dare repeat a single word of this, you hear

He said, boss man’s all excited ’cause his new sled’s almost ready
And they say he’s got it painted up, looks just like Richard Petty’s
And Rudolph and the reindeer, they’re lookin’ long and mean
It’s the fastest, highest flyin’ winter wonderland machine
I ain’t seen it for myself, but I heard say
Santa Claus has got a hot rod sleigh

It’s got a heater in the floorboard ’cause he’s gettin’ old, you know
And a windshield with the wipers should he happen on some snow
Landin’ lights of red and white all stuck along the side
So he can spot the rooftops as he’s fallin’ from the sky

He’s got a king-size toy bin, locks in all the latches
And a big old custom air seat with a safety belt that matches
Only thing about it that worries him a heap
Is that he might be here just long before the children get to sleep

He said, boss man’s all excited ’cause his new sled’s almost ready
And they say he’s got it painted up, looks just like Richard Petty’s
And Rudolph and the reindeer, they’re lookin’ long and mean
It’s the fastest, highest flyin’ winter wonderland machine
I ain’t seen it for myself, but I heard say
Santa Claus has got a hot rod sleigh

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Well, I ain’t seen it for myself, but I heard say
Santa Claus has got a hot rod sleigh

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I Don’t Understand My Girlfriend – Toby Keith

I thought it would be dandy
If I bought that girl some candy
How was I suppose to know she was allergic to chocolate
I thought it would be fine
If we shared a glass of wine
She said, “Oh no, not another alcoholic”

I don’t understand my girlfriend
I haven’t got a clue
I don’t know where she’s coming from
Or where she’s going to
But if opposites attract
Then I found the perfect woman Jack
I don’t understand my girlfriend
She don’t understand me, too

Yeah I thought I’d show some class
And order pheasant under glass
Hey how was I suppose to know she was an avid bird watcher

I don’t understand my girlfriend
I haven’t got a clue
I don’t know where she’s coming from
Or where she’s going to
But if opposites attract
Then I found the perfect woman Jack
I don’t understand my girlfriend
She don’t understand me too

No she don’t understand me too
No she don’t understand me too

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Lucky Me – Toby Keith

I can leave my dirty laundry lyin’ anywhere
I don’t make my bed it’s alright, no one ever goes in there
I can fall asleep on the couch and leave the tv on
‘Cause I’ve got the whole place to myself
Now that all her things are gone

And lucky me, I’ve got room to breathe
With her out of my way, I’m not crowded anymore
And finally, I’ve got all the space I need to walk the floor
Lucky me

Now I’ve got last week’s dishes still piled up in the sink
And lots of time here on my hands to sit around and think
I’m better off in this house alone, it’s a blessing in disguise
And her leavin’ came along, I know
Right at the perfect time

And lucky me, I’ve got room to breathe
With her out of my way, I’m not crowded anymore
And finally, I’ve got all the space I need to walk the floor
Lucky me

That sure was a close call, someone could have been hurt
Yeah, she could be missin’ me, but that’s not what I’ve heard

And lucky me, I’ve got room to breathe
With her out of my way, I’m not crowded anymore
And finally, I’ve got all the space I need to walk the floor
Lucky me
Lucky me, I’ve got all the space I need
Lucky me, I’ve got room to breathe
Lucky me

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Blue Bedroom – Toby Keith

Woke up this morning with day old coffee
Smoked what was left of your cigarette
Sit by the phone just in case you call me
It ain’t ringing yet
You’re probably half way to Albuquerque
You’ll hang a north up to Santa Fe
You’ll never know just how much it hurt me
To watch you walk away

From my blue bedroom
I’ve got a sad and lonely view
Of a melancholy moon
My pillow smells like your perfume
Missing you in my blue bedroom

You never told me why you were leaving
I guess you did what you had to do
If you find that love is what you’re needing
It’s waiting here for you

From my blue bedroom
I’ve got a sad and lonely view
Of a melancholy moon
My pillow smells like your perfume
Missing you in my blue bedroom

You left a red dress, some purple shoes
That silver comb that you never used
A yellow ribbon from your hair
Baby you’re still everywhere

In my blue bedroom

In my blue bedroom
I’ve got a sad and lonely view
Of a melancholy moon
My pillow smells like your perfume
Missing you
I’m needing you
Baby I want you
In my blue bedroom

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