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Hot Rod Sleigh – Toby Keith

I saw one of Santa’s helpers at the grocery store today
He was standin’ at the front door givin’ candy canes away
And I told him I was worried about a certain situation
How’s Santa gonna get here with this risin’ population

He said, I talked to the north pole sometime late last week
And it seems that dear ol’ Santa has got somethin’ up his sleeve
As I leaned in to listen, he whispered in my hear
He said, don’t you dare repeat a single word of this, you hear

He said, boss man’s all excited ’cause his new sled’s almost ready
And they say he’s got it painted up, looks just like Richard Petty’s
And Rudolph and the reindeer, they’re lookin’ long and mean
It’s the fastest, highest flyin’ winter wonderland machine
I ain’t seen it for myself, but I heard say
Santa Claus has got a hot rod sleigh

It’s got a heater in the floorboard ’cause he’s gettin’ old, you know
And a windshield with the wipers should he happen on some snow
Landin’ lights of red and white all stuck along the side
So he can spot the rooftops as he’s fallin’ from the sky

He’s got a king-size toy bin, locks in all the latches
And a big old custom air seat with a safety belt that matches
Only thing about it that worries him a heap
Is that he might be here just long before the children get to sleep

He said, boss man’s all excited ’cause his new sled’s almost ready
And they say he’s got it painted up, looks just like Richard Petty’s
And Rudolph and the reindeer, they’re lookin’ long and mean
It’s the fastest, highest flyin’ winter wonderland machine
I ain’t seen it for myself, but I heard say
Santa Claus has got a hot rod sleigh

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Well, I ain’t seen it for myself, but I heard say
Santa Claus has got a hot rod sleigh

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Does That Blue Moon Ever Shine On You – Toby Keith

Day by day, we let love just walk away
And I’ll be the first to say, I was glad to see it go
And day by day, ever since you went away
I’m finding I’m still missing you, and I just got to know

Does that blue moon ever shine on you
I wanna hold you close to me, feel just like it used to be
And baby, if you feel like I do
You can come to me
Does that blue moon ever shine on you

On my mind, you were right there all the time
I could search and never find someone that does me like you do
Here’s the part where I’m giving you my heart
I was a fool to let you go girl I just got to know

Does that blue moon ever shine on you
I wanna hold you close to me, feel just like it used to be
And baby, if you feel like I do
You can come to me
Does that blue moon ever shine on you

Night after night, I look to the stars
Wondering where you might be
And I’ve thought to myself, is that very same moon
Shining on you like it’s shining on me

Does that blue moon ever shine on you
I wanna hold you close to me, feel just like it used to be
And baby, if you feel like I do
You can come to me
Does that blue moon ever shine on you

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You Ain’t Leavin’ (Thank God Are Ya) – Toby Keith

Till death do us part is what she told that preacher man
Now she says this ain’t worth dyin’ for
She’s had all she can’t stand
She’s boxed up momma’s china, it’s loaded on the truck
She’s just got started packin, and I’m thinkin’ this could suck
Now there goes my Lay-Z Boy and my flat top guitar
Here comes her big sister, what’s she doin’ in my car
As they drive off to the city I just waved
From the top of my lungs I hope she heard me say.

[Chorus:]
You Ain’t Leavin’ Thank God Are Ya
You can’t be gone fast enough
What seemed to take a lifetime just left in a cloud of dust
This’ll make my girlfriend happy she’s the one
That never thought you would
You Ain’t Leavin’ Thank God Are Ya
Let us pray you’re gone for good.

She forgot her new laptop, so I know she’ll be back
I’ll have a hot tub full of hotties, icein’ down a 24-pack
She’ll cuss me like a sailor, but I don’t care
I’ll have a few choice words when I come up for air.

[Chorus:]
You Ain’t Leavin’ Thank God Are Ya
Let us pray you’re gone for good.

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Get Out of My Car – Toby Keith

I like your banjo in there

Girl, you drank all my beer
And the whiskey’s all gone
I’m sittin’ here
Ready to get it on

You got me thinkin’ you won’t
You got me thinkin’ you might
And it’s 3 o’clock in the mornin’
And I can’t beat around the bush all night

We’ve already kissed
(We’ve already kissed)
We’ve already danced
(We’ve already danced)

You’re wonderin’ if
You ought to put on your shoes
Or pull down your pants
(Come on, pull down your pants)

What would it hurt?
Pull off that shirt
Babe, we’ve already come this far
Get out of your clothes
Or get out of my car

Whichever you choose
I’m ready to go
I could take you to the house, baby
Or I can drive it on home

We can do it right here
Or do it somewhere else
But make up your mind
Do something quick
Or I’m gonna do it myself

We’ve already kissed
(We’ve already kissed)
And we’ve already danced
(We’ve already danced)

You’re wonderin’ if
You ought to put on your shoes
Or pull down your pants
(Come on, pull down your pants)

What would it hurt?
Take off that shirt
Babe, we’ve already come this far
Get out of your clothes
Or get out of my car

We’re gonna drive around a little while then
Let’s do it over here in the middle, babe

We’ve already kissed
(We’ve already kissed)
We’ve already danced
(We’ve already danced)

And you’re wonderin’ if
You oughta pull off my boots
Or pull down your pants
(Come on, pull down your pants)

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Hey, what would it hurt?
Take off that shirt
Babe, we’ve already come this far
Get out of your clothes
Or get out of my car
(Get out of my car)

I got out of my clothes
She got out of my car

What’s up, babe?
Bye, bye, boredom

Strike 3

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