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Kristin Chenoweth

I Didn’t – Kristin Chenoweth

They say that opposites attract
Well I can see it now as I look back
If I wanted this
He wanted that
We’d bark and hiss like dogs and cats
Well the thing that drove me up a tree
Is the way he loved to disagree
Each time we had a difference of opinion

Well he liked the covers pulled down
But I didn’t
He though I should gain a few pounds
And I didn’t
What finally tore our love apart
Was a matter of religion
Te thought he was God
But I didn’t

Well it was more than just a lovers spat
And the civil war of the thermostat
We’d wail and wail like a manaics
Throwin shoes and bric-a-brac
Well I can see him now in his muscle shirt
With those perky pecks
And that cocky smirk
Standin’ there
Pushin’ all my buttons

Well he liked the toilet seat up
But I didn’t
He thought I should be a C cup
And I didn’t
What finally tore our love apart
Was a matter of religion
He thought he was God
And I didn’t

He really though he was the man
Held my whole world in his hands
But if he ever comes down from that could he’s sittin’ on
Hallelujah brothers and sisters
I’ll be gone

What finally tore our love apart
Was a matter of religion
He thought he was God
He really liked himself a lot
He thought he was God
But I didn’t

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What Would Dolly Do – Kristin Chenoweth

Caught you in the saddle with some Jolene
Looks like she lost a battle with Maybelline
I got an open mind but 3-ways ain’t my scene
I may not be from Tennessee but you know
I got a lot of Dolly in me
And there’s a Smokey Mountain law that says thou shalt not cheat

So take your truck and shove it
I know how much you love it
And it’s a good thing
Cause that’s where you’re moving to
I’m gonna pull that wig down off the shelf
Go high heels up with someone else
Cause I ask myself
What would Dolly Do?
W-W-Double-D, W-W-Double-D, W-W-Double-D

Say where’d you find ole bumper lips
She should could use some beauty tips
And I could fix her up for good with my two fists
You’re lucky I’m still taking meds
Cause I’d burn this house down ’round your head
I could shoot you too
But I’ll pray for you instead

So take your truck and shove it
I know how much you love it
And it’s a good thing
Cause that’s where you’re moving to
I’m gonna pull that wig down off the shelf
Go high heels up with someone else
Cause I ask myself
What would Dolly Do?
W-W-Double-D, W-W-Double-D, W-W-Double-D

Should I make my hair a little taller?
Should I make my waist a little smaller?
Wanna pick up the phone and call her right now
Right now

Take your truck and shove it
I know how much you love it
And it’s a good thing
Cause that’s where you’re moving to
I’m gonna pull that wig down off the shelf
Go high heels up with someone else
Cause I ask myself
What would Dolly Do?

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Well I may look just like Barbie 2
But this ain’t my first barbeque
The question is
What would Dolly Do?
W-W-Double-D, W-W-Double-D, W-W-Double-D
W-W-Double, W-W-Double, W-W-Double-D

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Boy – Kristin Chenoweth

I thought you’d be my happy ending
I never thought we’d end this way
Still I wanna tell you that I love you,
‘cuz I do
What can I say? What can I say?
Thought we’d be growing up together
I know you did the best you can
When you do some growing up without me, then maybe,
you will come to understand, you were ashamed to be a man

{Chorus}
Boy
You really had me boy
For a moment I was guilty of believin’ in this love
Boy
Oh boy

I really thought you were my angel
come to carry me away
But I’m gonna carry on without you
and now you
can take all the time you need
don’t you worry ’bout me

{Chorus}

God bless everything about you
You can’t be more than who you are
But this broken-hearted girl is ready and some day
you’ll be the man I thought you’d be
But the woman won’t be me

{Chorus}
Oh boy (x2)

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Smile – Kristin Chenoweth

Smile though your heart is aching
Smile even though it’s breaking
When there are clouds in the sky
You’ll get by if you smile
Through you tears and sorrow
Smile and there’ll be tomorrow
You’ll see the sun come shining through
For you

Light up your face with gladness
Hide every trace of sadness
Although a tear may be ever so near
That’s the time you must keep on trying
Smile what’s the use in crying
You’ll find that life is still worth while
If you’ll just smile.

Interlude
Light up your face with gladness
Hide every trace of sadness
Although a tear may be ever so near
That’s the time you must keep on trying
Smile what’s the use in crying
You’ll find that life is still worth while
If you’ll just smile

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