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Too Phat

I Like You Now – Too Phat

(verse 1)
(Malique)
They call me casanova, shorty the romeo
I’m makin’ the gurlies scream and squirm in they pantihose
and munchin’ Oreos smilin’ frontin’ my dimples
I’m gettin’ the fly gurls and leavin’ they boyfriends scratchin’ temples
Yea yea but back in school I was a nerd
I read encyclopedias and kinda knew every word
I couldn’t get no gurls ’cause I wore thick spectacles
and after school bullies wanted to kicked my test***es
See, well I was small and kinda sissy
The only gurl that wanted to kiss me looked like by Missy
and everybody dissed even this gurl I had a crush wit’
A rich chick wit big ***s that makes y’all wanna touch it
and chew it she got a face like Jennifer Hewwit
and everytime shed passed by the guys would go like “peeewit”
Well losers nerds and geeks they needed love too
So I met her and said “can you be my boo boo ?
prom’s around the corner I kinda need a date
and if you said yes a world of difference it would make”
She laughed and said, “hey shorty see my lips ? read it
Look at me… now look at you nerd… beat it !”
Case closed last week I met her at the mall
She like, “hey, ‘member you asked me to the ball when we were small ?”
I said, “yeah yeah yea you usta diss me as a child”
“alaaa now you too phat of course I like you now !”

(chorus)
Hey I like you now
I swear I like you now
I usta diss you back then
but hey I like you now (4X)
dont you know how much I like you
dont you know how much I like you now ?(2X)

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(verse 2)
(Malique)
ay ay remember Big Barry ?… the one who dated Kelly ?
and everyday after skool he’d kick me in the belly ?
and bullied everybody the father was a wrestler
He took advantage of that and even wacked the headmaster
But passed every semester cause all teachers feared
When we had no p***c hair this kid already grew a beard
A weird mother*****r always tryina make me cry
He’d give me a flyin’ kick everytime I pass by
and broke my friggin’ glasses 26 times that year
He’d stomp me after class while other kids would cheer
I’d walk home dyin’ cryin’ lyin’ to mommy
“Don’t you let that bully kick your tummy gain you lil’ dummy,
Lil’ Poopsy it’s about time you fought back,” she said
“Not with your fists but with those words up in your head !”
So the next time when Barry swung and started hittin’
I started bustin freestyle flows and kept spittin’
encyclopedic words and I couldnt seem to quit it
I left him shivering, quivering the man shitted
“Hey excretory opening of the alimentary canal !”
That’s longy for a**hole, but he couldn’t tell
So he ran and didn’t see his face the rest of the semester
The last thing I heard he became a hairdresser
At the last show I heard some peeps be yellin’ my name loud
and at the front row was Barry screamin’ “hey I like you now !”

( repeat chorus)

(verse 3)

(Joe Flizzow)
See I was at the club chillin’ with my boys
Talking about them gurlies and ’em snazzy gurlie toys
Some were crackin’ jokes, some were shootin pool
When in walked an angel and kinda blocked my view, damn
She’s so fine designed one helluva kind
I thought of a line ’cause I knew I had to make her mine
So I stepped up and let her soak up my aroma
“Gurl where your folks at? I need thank your momma
I’m J Maguire can I manage you tonight ?
and hit my crib so we can start a pillow fight”
She took a look and brushed my hand off her hip
“hey Joe you silly fool go wipe that drool off your lip
I’m Amber, remember? We went to school together
but back then I was fatter and you called me cookie monster
I took Tummytrim now like what you see ?
But I’ll never forgive all the nasty things you said to me”
She spun around and left me standing like lamp post
Damn I got played by the one I wanted most
I couldn’t believe this goddess used to be a cow
I never thought I’d say this but hell yeah I like her now

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( repeat chorus)

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Too Phat

Boogie Down – Too Phat

Verse 1
( Joe Flizzow )
Aiyo here goes the phatso wit’ mad flows
Turn you into wackos at packed shows
Macho, afro playin’ in retro
Joe keep it ghetto in the metro

( Mallique )
Now scooch,scooch and make way for the shorty
Hoochie koochies wanna smooch me at parties
I’m just a plain ol’ rapper ain’t no bawla
But still I’m gettin’ hollers from gurlies as hot as Paula
Too Phat at first you thought we phony wrestlers
But now you know that ain’t no other rapper specialer
The word phat suddenly a phenomenon
Kids buyin’ Whutthadily? tapes for they dads and moms
The kinda role model wannabe’s wanna see
I’m gettin’ love from those who usta make fun of me
To all the haters yeah I know you can hear me now
Even sick and paralyzed critics can feel me now

( Joe )
Now throw your hands up like you havin’ pom poms
And if you think you’re sexy shake you bon bons
And keep on bump and grinding to the song
’til your skirt fall off and everybody see your thong thongs

Verse 2
( Malique )
Again up in your area, phatter and harrier
Another bomb album means another mass hysteria
If you don’t like me, see I don’t give a heck and a half
Heck and half 4x

( Joe )
Again it’s Big Willy, ticklin’ your belly
Silly lie a kid now don’t call me billy
Whuthadilly yo? late night up in the studio
Clutch my pillow, puff on my cigarillo

( Malique )
Ay Jiggedy Jizzoe with the Flizzow, go grab a cappuchino
Lock flows, clock dough, rock shows all over the nation
Slip a paper and my station-nery, naw man skip the dictionary
Vocabulary straight outta Maliquetionary
You see me smilin’ spittin’ rhymes so revolutionary
Too Phat, the strongest, the couldn’t handle you

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Dua Dunia (Feat. Siti Nurhaliza) – Too Phat

Lirik lagu: Dua Dunia (Feat. Siti Nurhaliza)

Kau selalu di hati
Takku dekati
Dua dunia kita berbeza

Cinta itu buta
Dan juga boleh membutakan
Melukakan dan sukar untuk kita lupakan
Aku cinta padamu hanyalah ungkapan
Luahan yang jarang bermakna bila diucapkan
Ini pula cerita cinta sang pujangga
Bukan arjuna sita bukan cinta dan rangga
Mungkinkah khayalan akal mainan minda
Atau lamaran puitis dengan hasrat yang indah
Kau selalu di hati tidakku dekati
Sentiasa ada mata jahat yang memerhati
Tapi ku tak rungsing tidak mungkin rindu
Ku pusing lihat wajahmu di setiap penjuru
Senyuman di kaca kisahmu kubaca
Perjuangan kita sama dukamu kurasa
Aku pasrah sahaja pada Yang Esa
Kerna ku tahu dua dunia kita berbeza

Kau selalu di hati
Takku dekati
Dua dunia kita berbeza

Duka di kala malam termimpi-mimpi
Rindu di kala siang mencari-cari
Kasih sebenar tidak bertukar tidak sebentar
Walau dipisah lautan direnangi gelora
Dan kadang kala hanyut bagaikan dua arah
Malu sering bersua tapi jarang bersuara
Kenapa bercinta jika kesudahannya pasrah
Kerna bila dilamun indahnya tidak terkata
Tersimpan hasrat tiada siapa yang mengerti
Harapan menggunung sampai penghujung dinanti
Dipegangkan janji tetap ratu di hati
Dengan izin Tuhan kan bersama kapan hari pasti
Sabarlah menanti kesabaran diuji
Berdoa dalam sujud sejadah ditangisi
Aku pasrah sahaja pada Yang Esa
Kerna ku tahu dua dunia kita berbeza

Kau selalu di hati
Takku dekati
Dua dunia kita berbeza

Perjuangan seni kita tidak bepenghujung
Jangan tinggal batu bernama tak bepengunjung
Kesabaran menikam Kau tak pernah bermurung
Tetap tersenyum walau kesedihan menyelubung
Bukan rupa parasmu yang jadi ukuran
Atau suaramu yang jadi bahan tuturan
Ku bukan mahu hubungan tapi kejujuran
Hadiah sepatah darimu satu kesyukuran
Tapi bila bertentang mata tidak terbentang kata
Kata apa sahaja…iya tapi tentang apa
Wajahmu yang cantik manis lagi
Senyuman sepasti mentari timur tiap pagi
Realiti sukar diatasi tapi kesudah indah
Harus bermula dengan fantasi
Ku rasa terhoyong-hayang antara dua dunia
Biar khayalan ku melayang

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Kau selalu di hati
Takku dekati
Dua dunia kita berbeza

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Bla Bla – Too Phat

Intro
(Yo mic checker 1, 2, 2-3 like Jordan
Gurlies who love us flashin’ like Gordon
Some of them morons, who look like Gorgons
We scared of monsters, so beg your pardon)
what!

Verse 1
(Reefa)
Who wants to know who droppin’ rhymes that you be pumpin’?
It’ll be the undisputed king of hip-hoppin’
Droppin’ some funky lyrics for all of the peeps here
To mark the return of the ‘R’ into the atmosphere
Now peep the flow as we bring up the pace a little bit higher
The home team Joe and Mista Malique bringin’ an extra playa
to face ya, amaze ya wit the style and grace ya
Makin’ ya stop to think and say… Malaysia kalakimasuka?
But check it, all the intensity from there to be
be runnin’ roun in your memory the legacy that’s comin’ up to be
number 1, 2, 3 in the industry but then you see
it’s clear to me hip H-O-P ain’t priority but y’all cant see
(Can i get a what what?)
(Malique)
Skoo that ,you know Malique ain’t the type to be do that
Never gotta be beggin’ to woo cats
My style is makin’ ’em hoo’ rats hollerin’ who dat? who dat coo cat?
the one who be doin’ your boo wet
My duet ain’t never get boo’d at
It’s true that I’m makin’ a rule that anybody battle me gonna get blue black

Chorus
We the type of people who like to bla, bla, huh
We the type of people who like to bla, bla
We the type of people who like to bla, bla, huh
We the type of people who bla bla bla, bla
We the type of people who like to bla, bla, huh
We the type of people who like to bla, bla
We the type of people who like to bla, bla, huh
Just grab the microphone and go bla, bla, bla, bla,

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Verse 2
(Joe flizzow)
Now your stop babblin’, see you fools be stutterin’ jabberin’
Your flow be fumblin’ staggerin’ while my travellin like javellin’
It’s funny seein’ y’all scatterin’ at first y’all wanna be battlin
(Malique) ay Joe, please stop the batterin’..aight?
(old skool) Check it boy one time for your mind
as I take you back to the old skool
You gotta know your roots dont act a fool
because that is the perfect tool
(Joe Flizzow)
My flow be levitatin’ yours be hesitatin’
I rock amazin’ blazin’ while your phrasin’ constipatin’
You frontin’ when you nuttin’ ain’t that some’n little punk?
You yappin’ and you braggin’ while you rappin like you drunk
You lookin’ like a chump kid in your baggy gear
Tryina hit on Nadia, her sista and Alia
and when you see me near, you screamin’ mama mia
So see ya when I see ya and I wouldn’t wanna be ya

Chorus

Verse 3
(Reefa)
Anybody wanna step to this come along and just clap to this
Master this, pasteurs to the methodist, throwin up fast to burn yourself like acid is
Blasphemous, wanna be Too Phat wanna be B.I.G like Notorious
Wanna rock the house like Morpheus, another one bites to dust
Like angel dust, without a fuss, pick another microphone and start to bust
Get on the bus and bounce wit’ us ’cause all the rest get burnt to dust, cuz’
(We the type of people who like to bla, bla but still
make the honeys go goo goo ga ga)
(Malique)
Now check my rocket flows I addict you like a pack of those
sticks made outta paper that wrapped over tabacco
but they kinda make you broke and po’ but smoke it mo’
Wit’ lips that are gifted, spit flows that are wicked
More tricks get addicted, more chick chicks wanna get wit’
Malique lickin’ all em criticts, huh
I’m makin’ ’em sound proper
So people can bounce bounce tah
They jumpin’ around round tah
Now who be the playa? duh…
Huh, I heard your raps ain’t about a damn thang
Like chicken wings and onion rings in Burger King y’all numsayin’
It’s all a shame, y’all sold the game, y’all sellouts better stop hollerin’
Stop modellin’, go grab some powder, perfume and some deadorant
We botherin’? But you gotta get it harder man
Well, oh yeah one thang, wanna beg your pardon man
Last night when the party end, didn’t know your boo got a man

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(Mista Malique he likes to bla, bla
Joe Flizzow he loves to bla, bla
That kid Reefa he always bla, bla
Phat Family we bla, bla, bla, bla)

Chorus

Malique
(Yo yo whut tha deal baybeh, it’s Malique from Too Phat
just chillin’ in the studio wit’ my partner Joe Flizzow
and my partner Reefa, I see my man G-soul sittin’ over there
wit’ the groove, you know we keepin’ it smoove, yo we out.)

Outro
(mic wrecker 5,6-7 eleven
gurlies who hate us can go to heaven)

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