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Me And My Old Lady – The Offspring

Me and my old lady
Lay in bed all day
And when I say I love her
Well she rolls the other way
But really she don’t mean it
Everything she says
Still if I believe in love
There’s nothing wrong
There’s nothing wrong with my head

Me and my old lady
Sit and sip on wine
And when she says she loves me
Will I say that love is blind
But really I don’t mean it
Everything I say
Still if she believes in love
There’s nothing wrong
There’s nothing wrong with her head

So what if we’re making a scene now
You know she don’t give a shit
When she’s pawin’ and grabbin’ on me now
You know I don’t mind a bit
It’s all good and we
Ain’t gonna change now
The world is unaware
So if you want to go on and stare
Cause we don’t care

She ain’t no ball and chain
Me and my old lady
Suck each other dry
And when in that position
I’m the luckiest man alive
Quenching our libidos
Passing time away
Now that I believe in love
There’s nothing wrong
There’s nothing wrong with my head

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Cruising California (Bumpin’ in My Trunk) – The Offspring

Boom, boom, boom
Turn up the beat, yeah
Ooh, ooh, ooh,
I wanna feel it
California – don’t cha wish that you could come
Cause we’re never going home
Till the summer’s all gone

[Verse:]
Ahh, summertime and the living’s easy
Cruisin’, bumpin’ my Huntington Beach
Cause the sun will shine
We have a good time
They all line up for a bump and grind

And the girl that you want
Is directly out in front
And she’s waving her caboose at you
You sneeze
Achoo
She calls you out woo hoo!

‘I know you heard that bass
Bumpin’ in my trunk
B-bumpin’ in my trunk
B-bumpin’ in my trunk’ – Oh yeah!

‘I know you heard that bass
Bumpin’ in my trunk –uh huh
B-bumpin’ in my trunk – uh huh
B-bumpin’ in my trunk’ – Let’s go!

[Chorus:]
Boom, boom, boom
Turn up the beat, yeah
Ooh, ooh, ooh,
I wanna feel it
California – don’t cha wish that you could come
Cause we’re never going home
Till the summer’s all gone

[Verse:]
The sun goes down
The fire pits leap
It’s another summer night here in the OC

Well I’m not no baller
Though I do have an Impala
And I might say hey
But I’d never say holla

And the girl with the gloss
And a G-string just like floss
Well she’s waving her caboose at you
I bet you do!
She calls you out woo hoo!

‘I know you heard that bass
Bumpin’ in my trunk – Uh huh
B-bumpin’ in my trunk – Uh huh
B-bumpin’ in my trunk’ – Bump that trunk!
‘I know you heard that bass
Bumpin’ in my trunk –Uh huh
B-bumpin’ in my trunk – Uh huh
B-bumpin’ in my trunk’ – Let’s go!

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[Chorus:]
Boom, boom, boom
Turn up the beat, yeah
Ooh, ooh, ooh,
I wanna feel it
California – don’t cha wish that you could come
With the radio on
Blazin’ all summer long

Boom, boom, boom
You’re all up freakin’
Ooh, ooh, ooh,
My friends are drinkin’
California – don’t cha wish that you could come
Cause we’re never going home
Till the summer’s all gone

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Cool to Hate – The Offspring

I hate a lot of things
I hate a lot of people that are lame
I like to hate stuff
Cause then I don’t havae to try and make
A change
I hate teachers
I hate school
I hate the cheerleaders
And anyone who’s cool
I hate the office
I hate the Quad
Don’t wanna learn nothing
I want to be a slob

It’s cool to hate
It’s cool to hate
I don’t like nothing and I like that fine
(Liking something’s just a waste of time)
It’s cool to hate
It’s cool to hate
I don’t like nothing and I like that fine
(Liking something’s just a waste of time)
I don’t like nothing and like that fine
(Liking something’s just a waste of time)
Yeah I hate everything
I even hate you too
So fuck you

I’m always thinking bad
I never have nothing good to say
I’d rather tear things down
Than build them up
It’s easier that way
I hate the jocks
And I hate the geeks
I hate the trendies
But I also hate the freaks
I hate Dr. Martens
And Muscle T’s
I’m only happy when I’m in my misery
I’ll cut you down and give you lip
Being positive’s so unhip
I’ll cut you down cause I’m a fool
Being positive’s so uncool

I hate the jocks
And I hate the geeks
I hate the trendies
But I also hate the freaks
I hate your band
And I hate TV
I’m only happy when I’m in my misery

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Why Don’t You Get a Job? – The Offspring

My friend’s got a girlfriend
Man he hates that bitch
He tells me every day
He says “man I really gotta lose my chick
In the worst kind of way”

She sits on her ass
He works his hands to the bone
To give her money every payday
But she wants more dinero just to stay at home
Well my friend
You gotta say

I won’t pay, I won’t pay ya, no way
na-na, Why don’t you get a job?
Say no way, say no way ya, no way
na-na, why don’t you get a job?

I guess all his money, well it isn’t enough
To keep her bill collectors at bay
I guess all his money, well it isn’t enough
Cause that girl’s got expensive taste

I won’t pay, I won’t pay ya, no way
na-na, Why don’t you get a job?
Say no way, say no way ya, no way
na-na, why don’t you get a job?

Well I guess it ain’t easy doing nothing at all
But hey man free rides just don’t come along
every day

Let me tell you about my other friend now

My friend’s got a boyfriend, man she hates that dick
She tells me every day
He wants more dinero just to stay at home
Well my friend
You gotta say

I won’t pay, I won’t pay ya, no way
na-na, Why don’t you get a job?
Say no way, say no way ya, no way
na-na, why don’t you get a job?

I won’t give you no money, I always pay
na-na, Why don’t you get a job?
Say no way, say no way ya, no way
na-na, Why don’t you get a job?

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