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Santana DVX (Feat. E-40) – The Lonely Island

Lirik lagu: Santana DVX (Feat. E-40)

[Intro]
What is that, Cristal? (No!)
Dom P? (Hell no!)
(This is that Carlos Santana champagne!)
Oh shit, Santana DVX? That’s my joint!
(Mine too, but a lot of these busters don’t know about it)
WELL LET’S TELL THESE MOTHERFUCKERS~!

[The Lonely Island]
As a kid, I used to lay awake and think
When was Santana gonna make a drink?
But now I’m all grown and my dream came true
Santana champagne, from here to you
From the heart of Napa Valley and the guitar king
Comes a sparkling wine, to make a blind man sing
Yo it’s the cham-pan-yah, from the man with the bandana
I can’t stand a flute with anything but Santana
What’s the first name in cham – it’s Carlos
And to that man I propose a toast
In the 60’s, he had lots of freebie sex
But now he’s gettin down with the DVX

[Interlude]
Excuse me fellas!
Am I to understand that Carlos Santana has made a champagne?
(That’s right motherfucker! Here, try it)
Alright [pops bottle] AWWWWWWWWW SHIT~!

[The Lonely Island]
I feel alive for the first time
Each sip hits my lips like a landmine
Without Carlos in my life I was livin a lie
He makes his guitar weep, but his champagne cries
He’s a Southwest, tie wearin bolo champ
Comin straight out the box with a bolo champ’
Yo he a beast with the sugar and yeast, mix it in pots
Like the way his release mixed jazz blues and pops
And the salsa fusion, he’s lady’s shoe producin
Plus he teamed with Rob Thomas for a music revolution
On the 7th day, it was said God rest
But on the 8th day he made the DVX

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[E-40]
Gentlemen, gentlemen, what is all the hubbub about?
(Carlos Santana!) That’s right
I see bitches-is enjoyin my sparkling wine
(We certainly are) Well be careful
cause this shit’ll get you fucked up
Bitch!

I’m like no other, one of a kind, my sparkling wine
Santana DVX make you wanna have sex (OOOOH)
I’m rich bitch! I’m havin my chips
Get laid all the time, by 70’s chicks – uhh
Won hella Grammies, batches throw me they panties
I’m probably your daddy, I probably nutted in your mammy
I’m a Bay boy, city life, been around the corner
Try to play me foul and my vatos gon’ run up on ya
A legend, a boss, that’s what I are
Ask about me pimp, ‘tana be killin the guitar
Old enough to know better but young enough to not care
I get active – might slap a bitch with my hair (WHIP)
Left coast up top I bang that shit
My sparkling wine’ll pop Cristal on her lip
Cain’t stop, won’t stop gettin my bread
Pack arenas and coliseums now watch me shred

[guitar solo]
Ohhhh, San-tan-tan-tan-ahhhh

[The Lonely Island]
A monkey drank a bottle and learned to speak
A queer drank a bottle and became a freak
A lion drank a bottle and forgot how to growl

[E-40]
A horse drank a bottle, and fucked a cow~!

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Reba (Two Worlds Collide) (Feat. Kenan Thompson) – The Lonely Island

Lirik lagu: Reba (Two Worlds Collide) (Feat. Kenan Thompson)

[ANDY]
Oh, it’s been a long time coming
Two of the world’s greatest
America’s Sweetheart, Reba McEntyre
([Kenan:] Yeah, yeah, how you doin’, Andy?)
We ’bout to take it to the top
Hit ’em, Reba

[KENAN]
Haters in my face
Try to keep me down
But you know we keep on shining ([Andy:] Here we go!)
Two big stars from opposite worlds

‘Bout to set this track on fire ([Andy:] Yeah, she’s the queen of country)
He’s a comedy prince
Makin’ something out of nothing ([Andy:] We hooked up in the studio to make this song!)
But as usual we ended up fucking ([Andy:] No doubt!)

[ANDY]
Flashback to when I first met Reba
Sitcom dressing room, puffing on cheeba
I said I was a fan, she said “groovy”
Dropped her denim skirt and said, “hop to it”
Made love all night ([Kenan:] More like we fucked!)

Kids banging on the door, trynna interrupt
But them autographs can wait
‘Cause this is way too strong
I can’t leave it alone
Because her pussy’s the bomb

[KENAN]
Well my pussy is the bomb and that’s a fact
But these n-words keep on tripping ([Andy:] Okay!)
So I stay on my grind and drop these hits
‘Cause I can’t go back to stripping (I’m Reba!)

([Andy:] You’re my undercover freak)
And you’re my best friend, but our families don’t approve
([Andy:] That’s right ’cause I’m a city boy)
And I’m a country girl
And I’ll never leave your sweet balls blue

[ANDY]
Ay, because a girl like Reba’s got just what I need
With big, broad shoulders and a red ass weave ([Kenan:] And a penis)
Hot damn, she fly
All she wanna do is fuck me
I’m a lucky guy ([Kenan:] I’m a guy too)

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My friends think I should dump her
They say she’s a man who found a wig in a dumpster ([Kenan:] Your friends are smart)
Naw, Rebs, they’re just jealous ’cause I’m dating a star instead of hanging with the fellas ([Kenan:] Hanging like my nuts)
Word up, they’re just liars
They can’t believe that I could pull Reba McEntyre

[KENAN]
Since I came out my mama’s butt
I knew I was destined for greatness
I looked in a dumpster and saw a wig
And thought, “hey brother, I’m gon’ take this” ([Andy:] Tell ’em, Reba!)
So I put it right on and took a stroll
Right over to 30 Rock ([Andy:] SNL!)
I saw Andy Samberg and he thought I was Reba
And I made him suck my dirty cock

[ANDY]
So there you have it
Two worlds collide
We the new Bonnie and Clyde ([Kenan:] Reba!)
From haystacks to Maybachs, our love will survive
For Reba I ride, ’til the day that we die ([Kenan:] I’m Reba!)
C.

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Hugs (Feat. Pharell Williams) – The Lonely Island

Lirik lagu: Hugs (Feat. Pharell Williams)

[TLI]: Hello?
[Female]: Hi, this is Bridget, should I come over later?
[TLI]: I’m sorry, I don’t know a Bridget
[Female]: Well that’s not what you said when you hugged me last night!
[TLI]: Ha! You think we’re an item just because I gave you a hug? Trick, you better think again

[TLI]
WE. ARE NOT. GENTLEMEN
Yo – I’ll hug a girl like it don’t mean nothin’
Then turn around and start huggin’ her cousin
I don’t love ’em, end of the fuckin’ discussion
Got ’em tucked between my wings like Thanksgiving stuffing

She wanna hug from behind – I did it
Then her friend jump in; I’m wit’ it
I hug ’em tighter than a tube top;
After that, it’s just a matter of time
Before the other shoe drop

I get more hugs than Oprah selling drugs
And the drug was pure X – no marriage, no sex.
Just hugs

[Pharrell Williams hook]
Don’t get mad, girl. We get mad girls
And we’re hugging all over the world
So don’t catch feelings, it ain’t love
We’re just the kings of giving out hugs
And if you wanna settle down, you know you got us all wrong
So we move to the next one, no disrespect, hon
But you can’t hug a rolling stone

[TLI]
You can’t hug a rolling stone cause it’ll crush you
Begging me to hug you again? That’s when I shush you
On an airplane, at a Knick game
Feel the same damn thing when I hug them
Which is nothing
Can’t trust them, lose all respect when I hug them.

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Now guess who’s back in the motherfucking house
With a fat hug for your sweater and your blouse
Hugged so many ladies, arms shaky and shit
Because I’m the Wilt Chamberlain of the upper-body grip.(HUGS!)

Cause I get more hugs than a batch of puppy pugs
Sitting on a fluffy rug, getting tickled touched and rubbed
(OH SHIT!)
Real talk, like you chatting with a fisherman
Wrap these chicks up like a motherfucking swisher, man

[Pharrell]
This ain’t love girl, because this hug world
Is just a big Game of Thrones
We be king of the castle, got arms like a lasso.
But you can’t hug a rolling stone.

I been hugging on your mama
Especially when your daddy’s gone
Wearing his pajamas
I know you thinking that is wrong
I don’t care what son does
I’m concentrating on her back
I just wanna hug your mama in her Subaru hatchback.
Put her in a figure-4, yes I’m a hug gigolo
Now she tells her tupperware friends to let their sisters know…

[TLI]
…that I give more hugs than Atlas had shrugs
(Rest my head on her shoulder)
While your man mean mugs

[Pharrell]
We had fun, girl. But don’t get sprung, girl
Just because I hugged you raw
We can do a group thing, bring Sarah and Susan
And we can have a hug-a-trois.
So quit trying to own my hugs
I gave you these arms on loan
So come give me a hug
The waistline and above
When push comes to shove
You can’t hug a rolling stone

Huggy Bear P, bitches

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Boombox (Feat. Julian Casablancas) – The Lonely Island

Lirik lagu: Boombox (Feat. Julian Casablancas)

[The Lonely Island]
Imagine in your mind a posh country club
The stuffy old money where the poor kid’s snubbed
The spread is bland sauerkraut and boiled goose
There’s no way these people will ever cut loose

But then I walk in the room, hold my boombox high
And what happened next, will blow your mind

[Julian Casablancas]
Everything got outta control
The music was so entrancing
Everyone got out on the floor
It was a bunch of old white people dancing

[The Lonely Island]
Now picture if you will a bunch of business men
Stuffed in the boardroom like pigs in a pen
The ties around the necks are like a hangman’s noose
In the middle of the table theres a boiled goose

The old people smell makes you want to puke in the sink
These dudes will never dance yeah that’s what you think
I stride in the room all young and hip
Hold up my boombox and say listen to this

[Julian Casablancas]
Then everyone started to move
People rejoiced instead of financing
Your preconcieved notions were shattered
By the super old white people dancing

[The Lonely Island]
The big apple, where people never dance
Spirits go down while profits expand
The cops or the dealers, who’s got the juice
The street benders peddling their boiled goose

So many types of people will never get along
Till I bust out my boombox and play this song

[Julian Casablancas]
The music washed away all the hate
And society started advancing
Every demographic was represented
It was a rainbow coalition of dancing
Whoa!
Everyone was wearing fingerless gloves
Whoaaaaaoaaaaaoh!
I saw a spanish guy doing the Bartman

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[The Lonely Island]
Transport now to an old folks home
Where the elderly are tossed on their brittle bones
The orderlies are stealing there’s no excuse
Everyday for lunch they eat boiled goose

So I grabbed my boombox and hit the turbo base
And what happened next was a total disgrace

[Julian Casablancas]
Everybody started having sex
The music was way too powerful
A bunch of old people fucking like rabbits
It was disgusting to say the least
Oh!
A boombox can change the world
You gotta know your limits with a boombox
This was a cautionary tale
A boombox is not a toy

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