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The Real Slim Shady – Eminem

[Eminem]
May I have your attention please?
May I have your attention please?
Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
I repeat, will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
We’re gonna have a problem here..

Y’all act like you never seen a white person before
Jaws all on the floor like Pam, like Tommy just burst in the door
and started whoopin her ass worse than before
they first were divorce, throwin her over furniture (Ahh!)
It’s the return of the… “Ah, wait, no way, you’re kidding,
he didn’t just say what I think he did, did he?”
And Dr. Dre said… nothing you idiots!
Dr. Dre’s dead, he’s locked in my basement! (Ha-ha!)
Feminist women love Eminem
[*vocal turntable: chigga chigga chigga*]
“Slim Shady, I’m sick of him
Look at him, walkin around grabbin his you-know-what
Flippin the you-know-who,” “Yeah, but he’s so cute though!”
Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose
But no worse, than what’s goin on in your parents’ bedrooms
Sometimes, I wanna get on TV and just let loose, but can’t
but it’s cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose
“My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips”
And if I’m lucky, you might just give it a little kiss
And that’s the message that we deliver to little kids
And expect them not to know what a woman’s clitoris is
Of course they gonna know what intercourse is
By the time they hit fourth grade
They got the Discovery Channel don’t they?
“We ain’t nothing but mammals..” Well, some of us cannibals
who cut other people open like cantaloupes [*SLURP*]
But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes
then there’s no reason that a man and another man can’t elope
[*EWWW!*] But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote
Women wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus and it goes

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[Chorus: Eminem (repeat 2X)]

I’m Slim Shady, yes I’m the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won’t the real Slim Shady please stand up,
please stand up, please stand up?

[Eminem]
Will Smith don’t gotta cuss in his raps to sell his records;
well I do, so fuck him and fuck you too!
You think I give a damn about a Grammy?
Half of you critics can’t even stomach me, let alone stand me
“But Slim, what if you win, wouldn’t it be weird?”
Why? So you guys could just lie to get me here?
So you can, sit me here next to Britney Spears?
Shit, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs
so I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst
and hear ’em argue over who she gave head to first
You little bitch, put me on blast on MTV
“Yeah, he’s cute, but I think he’s married to Kim, hee-hee!”
I should download her audio on MP3
and show the whole world how you gave Eminem VD [*AHHH!*]
I’m sick of you little girl and boy groups, all you do is annoy me
so I have been sent here to destroy you [*bzzzt*]
And there’s a million of us just like me
who cuss like me; who just don’t give a fuck like me
who dress like me; walk, talk and act like me
and just might be the next best thing but not quite me!

[Chorus]

[Eminem]
I’m like a head trip to listen to, cause I’m only givin you
things you joke about with your friends inside your living room
The only difference is I got the balls to say it
in front of y’all and I don’t gotta be false or sugarcoated at all
I just get on the mic and spit it
and whether you like to admit it [*ERR*] I just shit it
better than ninety percent of you rappers out can
Then you wonder how can kids eat up these albums like valiums
It’s funny; cause at the rate I’m goin when I’m thirty
I’ll be the only person in the nursin home flirting
Pinchin nurses asses when I’m jackin off with Jergens
And I’m jerkin but this whole bag of Viagra isn’t working
And every single person is a Slim Shady lurkin
He could be workin at Burger King, spittin on your onion rings
[*HACH*] Or in the parkin lot, circling
Screaming “I don’t give a fuck!”
with his windows down and his system up
So, will the real Shady please stand up?
And put one of those fingers on each hand up?
And be proud to be outta your mind and outta control
and one more time, loud as you can, how does it go?

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[Chorus 2X]

[Eminem]
Ha ha
Guess there’s a Slim Shady in all of us
Fuck it, let’s all stand up

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Searchin’ – Eminem

(feat. Danaun Porter)
[Women Singing:]
Ain’t no one special, special like you (4X)
I been searching, but your the one I want in my life baby (4X)

[Verse 1: Eminem]
I’m reminiscing on your tenderness and the snuggling and teasing
Missing what I remember, kissing and hugging and squeezing
Bugging and weezing, I’m having trouble when breathing
It’s even tougher when sleeping
But there’s a couple of reasons that I’m suffering and grieving
For loving and leaving, you all I’m thinking of in the evening
You got my knees buckling and weakening
Thoughts of nothing but freaking that I’m struggling to keep in
And interrupt when I’m speaking
I got some game that I’m preparing to run
The way your lips sparkle and glare in the sun
You got your hair in a bun, no matter what you’re wearing you stun
Cause your comparing to none, I wanna share in the fun
I feel a passionate lust when I’m imagining just us alone at last with a
touch
I see you grasping to trust, but my intentions are good
The seed is passing in dust
I’m not asking to rush and answer immediately
I just wanna be there for you and you to be there for me
If you agree to repeat after me, I Love You (I love you baby)
Cause I just need you to see, how much I’m eager to be
Your man legally wed, your love’s keeping me fed
This is easily said, so you can lead or be led
If you care to be down cause ain’t nobody Like you no where to be found

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[Chorus:]
[Women Singing:]
I been searching, but your the one I want in my life baby (4X)

[Verse 2: Denaun Porter]
Baby it’s all on you, it’s you I call on boo
Let’s set a day up so you can fall on through
We’ll take a spin in a Lexus you can chill for dinner and breakfast
Long enough to see how this gentleman sex’es
We’ll start it out with caviar, Don Parigne
And then when it’s a fact we are warm, carry on
We’ll take it slow, see nobody will hurry things
I got the herbs the Bacardi and Hurricane
If Daiquiris are in debate and not your thing that day
It’s still all right cause I got Minute Maid and Tangeray
Your an incredible one that’s rare, in bed with edible underwear
You look impeccable, nothing compares
I dream of freaking you, the women that will speak it too so
It seems that there is not an end to things that we can do so
Now we all set to play, only thing left to say is
When you step away, baby but don’t forget the Neglicie

[Chorus:]
[Women Singing:]
I been searching, but your the one I want in my life baby (8X)
Ain’t no one special, special like you (2X)

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Steve Berman (Skit) – Eminem

[Eminem] This muthafucka man…
[Berman] It’s ridiculous! I can’t believe it!! Hold on… Em…
[Eminem] What up?
[Berman] Have a seatDre, I’ll call you back
[Eminem] What now???
[Berman] I don’t even know where to start
[Eminem] Okay…
[Berman] I got the album from upstairs…
[Eminem] And…
[Berman] And this is BY FAR, THE MOST,…
[Gunshot]
Incredible thing… I’ve ever… heard…
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Eminem feat Polina – Legacy | Arti dan Terjemahan Lirik Lagu

Tell me where to go, tell me what to do
Katakan kemana aku harus pergi, katakan apa yang harus ku lakukanI’ll be right there for youAku kan segera ke sana untuk muTell me what to say, no matter if it’s trueKatakan apa yang harus ku ucapkan, tak peduli apakah itu benarI’ll say it all for youKan ku katakan semua itu untuk muI used to be the type of kid that would always think the sky is fallingDulu aku tipe anak yang selalu berpikir langit akan jatuhWhy am I so differently wired? Am I a martian?Mengapa aku berbeda? apa aku makhluk mars?What kind of twisted experiment am I involved in?Eksperimen apa yang melibatkan ku di dalamnya?’Cause I don’t belong in this worldKarena aku bukan bagian dunia iniThat’s why I’m scoffing at authority, defiant oftenItulah mengapa aku mengejek otoritas, sering memberontakFlying off at the handle at my mom, no dadKeluar dari aturan ibu ku, tanpa ayahSo I am non-compliant at home, at school I’m just shy and awkwardSehingga aku tak mematuhi aturan rumah, di sekolah aku malu dan canggungAnd I don’t need no goddamn psychologistDan aku tak perlu psikolog sialanTryna diagnose why I have all these underlying problemsyang mencoba mendiagnosis mengapa aku punya masalah yang mendasarThinking he can try and solve themBerpikir ia bisa dan menyelesaikannyaI’m outside chalking up drawings on the sidewalkAku diluar menggambar trotoarAnd in the front drive talking to myselfDan di depan kemudi bicara sendiriEither that or inside hiding off in the corner somewhere quietEntah itu atau di dalam, bersembunyi di sudut tempat yang tenangTrying not to be noticed ’cause I’m crying and sobbingBerusaha tak diperhatikan karena aku sedang menangis dan menangisI had a bad day at school so I ain’t talkingAku punya hari yang buruk di sekolah jadi aku tak bicaraSome cocksucker shoved me into a fucking lockerBeberapa bajingan mendorong ku masuk loker’Cause he said that I eyeballed himKarena dia bilang bahwa aku melototinyaAnd if you fall, I’ll get you thereDan kalau kau jatuh, aku kan ada tuk menolongmuI’ll be your savior from all the wars that are foughtAku kan jadi penyelamat mu dari perang yang kau jalaniInside your worldDi dalam dunia muPlease have faith in my wordsTolong yakini kata-kata ku’Cause this is my legacy, legacy, ehKarena inilah peninggalan ku, peninggalan, ehThis is my legacy, legacy, ehInialah peninggalan ku, peninggalan, ehThere’s no guarantee,Tanpa jaminan,It’s not up to me,Ini bukan terserah ku,We can only seeKita hanya bisa melihatThis is my legacy, legacyInilah peninggalan ku, peninggalanLegacy, legacyPeninggalan, peninggalanI used to be the type of kid that would always think the sky is fallingDulu aku tipe anak yang selalu berpikir langit akan jatuhWhy am I so differently wired in my noggin?Mengapa dalam kepala ku sangat berbeda ?’Cause sporadic as my thoughts come, it’s mind bogglingKarena sporadis(sulit ditebak) layaknya pikiran ku, pikiran yang membingungkan’Cause I obsess on everything in my mind small shitKarena dalam pikiran kecil ku, aku terobsesi segalanyaBothers me but not my father, he said Sayonara then splitMengganggu mu tapi bukan ayahku, dia bilang Sayonara lalu hancurBut I don’t give a shit I’m fine long asTapi aku tak peduli aku baik-baik saja selamaThere’s batteries in my Walkman nothing’s the matter with meAda baterai di Walkman ku tak ada yang salah dengan kuShit look on the bright side at least I ain’t walkingSial lihat sisi baiknya setidaknya aku tak berjalanI bike ride through the neighborhood of my apartmentAku naik sepeda lewati lingkungan apartemen kuComplex on a ten speed which I’ve acquired parts that IKomplek dengan cepat yang pernah ku alami Find in the garbage, a frame, then put tires on itMencari sampah, bingkai, lalu menaruh ban di atasnyaHeadphones on look straight ahead if kids try and start shitHeadphone lurus ke depan kalau anak-anak mencoba dan mulai brengsekBut if this is all there is for me life offersTapi kalau ini semua ada untuk menawari ku hidupWhy bother even try and put up a fight, it’s nonsenseMengapa repot-repot mencoba dan melakukan perlawanan, itu omong kosongBut I think a light bulb just lit up in my conscienceTapi ku pikir lampu hanya menyala di hati nurani kuWhat about them rhymes I’ve been jottin’Bagaimana tentang sajak mereka yang sudah ku catatThey’re kinda giving me confidenceMereka sedikit memberi ku rasa percaya diriInstead of tryna escape through my comics,Alih-alih mencoba melarikan diri lewat komik ku,Why don’t I just blast a little something like OnyxMengapa tak ku ledakan sedikit layaknya OnyxTo put me in the mood to wanna fight and write songs thatMembuatku dalam mood baik tuk berjuang dan menulis laguSay what I wanna say to the kid that said that I eyeballed himKatakanlah apa yang ingin ku katakan pada anak itu bahwa aku melototinyaGrab hold of my balls like that’s right fight’s on bitchAmbil bolaku seperti pertarungan yang benarWho would’ve knew from the moment I turned the mic on thatSiapa yang kan tahu saat ku nyalakan micI could be iconic, and my conquestAku bisa ikonik, dan menaklukanIs word to Phife Dawg from a tribe called QuestKata untuk Phife Dawg dari suku yang disebut QuestThis is my legacy, legacy, ehKarena inilah peninggalan ku, peninggalan, ehThis is my legacy, legacy, ehInialah peninggalan ku, peninggalan, ehThere’s no guarantee,Tanpa jaminan,It’s not up to me,Ini bukan terserah ku,We can only seeKita hanya bisa melihatThis is my legacy, legacyInilah peninggalan ku, peninggalanLegacy, legacyPeninggalan, peninggalanI used to be the type of kid that would always think the sky is fallingDulu aku tipe anak yang selalu berpikir langit akan jatuhNow I think the fact that I’m differently wired’s awesomeSekarang ku pikir fakta bahwa aku berbeda ini mengagumkan’Cause if I wasn’t I wouldn’t be able to workKarena kalau tak aku tak bisa bekerjaWords like this and connect lines like crosswordsKata-kata seperti ini dan menghubungkan baris seperti teka-teki silangAnd use my enemy’s words as strengthDan menggunakan kata-kata musuhku sebagai kekuatanTo try and draw from, and get inspired off emUntuk mencoba dan menarik, dan mendapatkan inspirasi dari mereka’Cause all my life I was told and taught I am not shitKarena sepanjang hidupku aku diberitahu dan diajarkan aku bukan sialanBy you wack fucking giant sacks of lying dog shitBersama mu Wack si karung raksasa berbohong layaknya kotoran anjingNow you shut up bitch, I am talkingSekarang tutup mulut mu brengsek , aku bicaraThought I was full of horseshit and nowKu pikir aku penuh omong dan sekarangYou fucking worship the ground in which I am walkingKau sialan berdoa di tempat ku berjalanMe against the world so what? I’m Brian DawkinsAku melawan dunia lalu apa? Aku Brian DawkinsVersus the whole 0 and 16 Lions offenseMelawan seluruh 0 dan 16 Serangan singaSo bring on the Giants Falcons and Miami DolphinsMaka bawakan pada Giants Falcons dan Miami DolphinsIt’s the body bag game bitch I’m supplying coffinsIn permainan ku brengsek aku pemasok peti mati’Cause you dicks, butt kiss, a bunch of Brian BaldingersKarena kau berengsek, cium pantat, sekelompok Brian BaldingersYou gon’ die a ball licker I’ve been diabolicalKau kan mati penjilat aku sudah jahatWith this dialogue since 99 RawkusDengan dialog ini sejak bergabung 99 RawkusYou don’t respect the legacy I leave behind y’all canKau tak menghormati warisan yang ku tinggalkanSuck a dick, the day you beat me pigs’ll fly out my assHisap, hari saat kau memukul ku akan terbang pantatkuIn a flying saucer full of Italian sausageDalam sebuah piring terbang penuh sosis ItaliaThe most high exalting and I ain’t haltingPaling tinggi meninggikan dan aku tak tersendat-sendatTill I die of exhaustion inhale my exhaust fumesSampai aku mati kelelahan menghirup asap knalpot kuThe best part about me is I am not youBagian terbaik tentang ku yaitu aku bukanlah dirimuI’m me and I’m the Fire Marshall and this is myAku adalah aku dan aku Fire Marshall dan inilah dirikuLegacy, legacy, ehPeninggalan, peninggalan, ehThis is my legacy, legacy, ehInialah peninggalan ku, peninggalan, ehThere’s no guarantee, it’s not up to me, we can only seeTanpa jaminan, Ini bukan terserah ku, kita hanya bisa melihatThis is my legacy, legacyInialah peninggalan ku, peninggalanLegacy, legacyPeninggalan, peninggalan

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