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You Ain’t Leavin’ (Thank God Are Ya) – Toby Keith

Till death do us part is what she told that preacher man
Now she says this ain’t worth dyin’ for
She’s had all she can’t stand
She’s boxed up momma’s china, it’s loaded on the truck
She’s just got started packin, and I’m thinkin’ this could suck
Now there goes my Lay-Z Boy and my flat top guitar
Here comes her big sister, what’s she doin’ in my car
As they drive off to the city I just waved
From the top of my lungs I hope she heard me say.

[Chorus:]
You Ain’t Leavin’ Thank God Are Ya
You can’t be gone fast enough
What seemed to take a lifetime just left in a cloud of dust
This’ll make my girlfriend happy she’s the one
That never thought you would
You Ain’t Leavin’ Thank God Are Ya
Let us pray you’re gone for good.

She forgot her new laptop, so I know she’ll be back
I’ll have a hot tub full of hotties, icein’ down a 24-pack
She’ll cuss me like a sailor, but I don’t care
I’ll have a few choice words when I come up for air.

[Chorus:]
You Ain’t Leavin’ Thank God Are Ya
Let us pray you’re gone for good.

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Scat Cat – Toby Keith

Well momma’s in the kitchen cooking Irish stew
Daddy’s in the hollow and he’s cooking something too
Daddy makes a whiskey, momma say the prayer
I fly up and down the backroads
It’s a family affair

And I know the day is coming
My luck will run its course
Got to slow down with a woman
Ride a faster horse
If a bullet doesn’t find me
They’ll let me rot in jail
Scat cat, you’ve got gravy on your tail

Now the old man’s hard on my Momma, but he’s harder on his son
Momma always told me first chance that you get boy, cut and run
I got whiskey in the backseat, momma it’ll be alright
I got one more run I got to make, a little rough tonight

And I know the day is coming
My luck will run its course
Got to slow down with a woman
Ride a faster horse
If a bullet doesn’t find me
They’ll let me rot in jail
Scat cat, you’ve got gravy on your tail

Now wrong ain’t always wicked
Law ain’t always right
If a young man has a breaking point
Then the lawman has a price
I let the sheriff catch me
I got a pistol too
I made him an offer that he could not refuse

We took that load of whiskey
We went to Little Rock
I left him handcuffed at the airport
Long term parking lot

And I knew the day was coming
My luck would run its course
Never slowed down with a woman
Never found a faster horse
But a bullet didn’t find me
I ain’t rotting in no jail
Scat cat, you’ve got gravy on your tail
Gravy, scat cat

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Drinks After Work – Toby Keith

Talk on the phone, stare at the screen,
Doin’ the job, livin’ the dream,
Gettin’ paid, yeah right.
Thinkin’ about what I’ll say to prove
That we should go out for a laugh or two
Instead of going home tonight.

Been a long day, no break,
We made it to the middle of the week
And I’m thinking that I’m probably gonna need
To get to know you casually.
Just having fun, two for one,
Watch a good time get a little better.
Ain’t no ball and chain for the suits and skirts
Just drinks after work,
Drinks after work.
Tell me what’s it gonna hurt,
To have a little drink after work?

Happy hour’s like a holiday,
Hanging with you’s like getting away,
Let’s conversate for a little while.
Well, keep me company, catch me up
It’s a whole lot better than being stuck
In a drive-time 9 to 5, I’d rather see you smile.

Long day, no break,
We made it to the middle of the week
And I’m thinking that I’m probably gonna need
To get to know you casually.
Just having fun, two for one,
Watch a good time get a little better.
Ain’t no ball and chain for the suits and skirts
Just drinks after work,
Drinks after work.
Tell me what’s it gonna hurt,
To have a little drink after work?

Been a long day and the boss don’t get it.
Don’t you wanna take the edge off with some 7 and 7?
Just crushin’ on a friend, tell me what’s it gonna hurt
Sippin’ and tippin’ some drinks after work?

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Long day, no break
We made it to the middle of the week
And I’m thinking that I’m probably gonna need
To get to know you casually.
Just having fun, two for one
Watch a good time get a little better.
Ain’t no ball and chain for the suits and skirts
Just drinks after work,
Drinks after work.
Tell me what’s it gonna hurt,
To have a little drink after work?

Long day, no break
Tell me what’s it gonna hurt,
To have a little drink after work?
Sippin’ and tippin’ some drinks after work

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I Don’t Understand My Girlfriend – Toby Keith

I thought it would be dandy
If I bought that girl some candy
How was I suppose to know she was allergic to chocolate
I thought it would be fine
If we shared a glass of wine
She said, “Oh no, not another alcoholic”

I don’t understand my girlfriend
I haven’t got a clue
I don’t know where she’s coming from
Or where she’s going to
But if opposites attract
Then I found the perfect woman Jack
I don’t understand my girlfriend
She don’t understand me, too

Yeah I thought I’d show some class
And order pheasant under glass
Hey how was I suppose to know she was an avid bird watcher

I don’t understand my girlfriend
I haven’t got a clue
I don’t know where she’s coming from
Or where she’s going to
But if opposites attract
Then I found the perfect woman Jack
I don’t understand my girlfriend
She don’t understand me too

No she don’t understand me too
No she don’t understand me too

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